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Can’t Get Him Back! She’d, Severed Off Her Boyfriend’s Penis, Flushed it Down the Toilet

A woman scorned, all right, but this woman has her set of issues too, going after the man who’d, left her!  Violent ways of trying to get someone back for being cheated on, off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

The forty-year-old Vietnamese woman who had been naturalized, Phuong, suspected that her cohabiting partner, Huang (age 52) was unfaithful to her, two nights ago, she’d drugged him, clipped off his penis, and flushed it down the toilet, and went to turn herself in immediately afterwards at the local substation; the patrol officers rushed over, Huang just woke up from the pain, he was sent to the hospital, and not in immediately life-threatening condition, but his penis couldn’t be, recovered.  After the police interrogated Phuong, she was sent to the D.A.’s Office, and charged with assault, the district attorneys placed her in her relatives’ custody, and restricted her from going abroad.

The police investigated, that Huang runs a shrine, and cohabited with Phuong upstairs from the shrine, both were divorced, Phuong already got naturalized, they met a little over a year ago; recently, she suspected that Huang was flirting with another woman, they’d argued over this many times.

Two evenings ago, Phuong made some instant noodles from Huang, added in the sleeping pills; at around eleven in the late nights, Huang fell into a deep sleep, Phuong used a pair of scissors, and severed off Huang’s penis, and flushed it into the toilets immediately afterwards, then, left the scissors on the wash basin, and ran to the local substation to turn herself in.

The patrol officers rushed over, Huang just woke from the pains, and came downstairs, and, his clutch and slippers were stained with blood, the police immediately took him to the hospital, and they went to the apartment, saw the bloodied bathroom and bedroom, but they can’t find his “parts”.

Chou said, if the extent of pain from childbirth is a ten, then, having the penis severed off is about a six, by the time Huang was rushed into the hospital, he was found with the injuries from his castration, bleeding hard, he was in excruciating pain; and because there’s nothing that remained of his penis attached to his body, the surgical staff will have to assess him on the reconstruction of his “parts”.

And that, is what you get, when you losers, CHEAT on us women, and this is one of the, more extreme cases, and the woman is, apparently, the jealous type, and maybe, her status of being a migrant added to her insecurity, who knows, but, the man was flirtatious with another woman, and this, is what, became of the “remains” of him…

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The Manager of a Police Station Grabbed a Female Student’s Buttocks, Received a Written Reprimand, & Lost His Job as a Manager of the Station

The verdict’s IN for this PREDATOR, dressed up as a police officer here, off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

A sixty-four-year-old police chief in the Hsinchu County police department, last March on his day off, he’d gone to the city library of Hsinbei City to read the papers, and, was suspected of grabbing the buttocks of a female student asleep on the desk, this was captured by the witnesses, and the police was, notified, and he was sentenced to thirty-days in prison for braking the law of sexual molestation prevention; back then, it wasn’t known that he was a member of the police forces, it wasn’t until recently, the evaluations of the officers are being done, did the county police department take a note of this matter, and, the police department demoted him to a nonmangerial position, and listed him as a person of counseling interests.

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how the police can and will, ABUSE power…photo found online

Based off of the verdict from the Hsinbei District Court, this police chief was off on March 13th of last year, on that same evening, he’d gone to the Zhonggang Branch of Hsinbei City Libraries on the eighth floor to read the papers, sat next to a female student of about age twenty, he’d found, that after female student studied a bit, she’d felt sleepy, and, as she became unaware, he’d, reached toward her buttocks and touched her, the members of the community who’d witnessed this had, taken the footage, and told the female student about it, she’d immediately called the police, the district police rushed in, the department head admitted to what he did, and wanted to settle, but the female student told him she wasn’t willing to.

The courts reviewed the facts, and believed, that the manager of the police department, in order, to fulfill his own desires lacked the rights for someone else’s body, and because the victim refused to settle, he was charged with breaking the laws of prevention of sexual harassment, sent to prison for thirty days, and he can pay a $30,000N.T. and get out of serving the time; the case is being appealed to the High Courts, and it’s now currently, being, reviewed.

And from the time of the incident to last year on August 25th, when the verdict finally came out, the identity of this manager of the police department was kept in the dark, as the county police of Hsinchu was doing the year-end evaluations, and they’d found that he was involved in a sexual harassment case, and after the investigations showed that it was factual, on the seventh, the board met, and decided to give him a written reprimand, and, demoted him to a nonmanagerial post.

Based off of understanding, this manager of the police department unit looked gentle, introverted, already married with two daughters, after he graduated out of law school, he’d gotten into the master’s degree program of Police University, worked in the police department of seventeen years to date, and would from time to time submit his writings in to the papers to get published; as his fellow coworkers heard of what he did, they were all, very, shocked.

And so, whatever came over this loser, nobody knows, but the FACT was he had, GRABBED that female student who was asleep in the desks of the library, perhaps, he thought he was going to, get away with it after all, it was, just, a pat on the butts, no big deal, but it WAS, a big deal, it’s a form of sexual molestation, and this was done, by a manager of the police office too, which still showed, that losers will be losers, WILL be losers, and you ALL need to, get PUT, in YOUR, places, otherwise, you’ll all just, keep on, SCREWING women over, like this MOTHER @#%&ER, who’s actual a PREDATOR, dressed up as a police officer…

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The Elderly Father Took Care of His Own Ill Daughter for Fifty Years, Finally Suffocated Her to Death, the Judge Gave the Man a Pardon

As the burdens of caretaking became too great…off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

Sentenced to Two-and-a-Half Year “Never Received the Social Resources, Understandable Circumstances………Suggested that the President Issue a Pardon”

The man, took care of his own youngest daughter who was born with cerebral palsy for fifty years, last February saw his youngest having a major toothache, plus the outbreaks of MERS-CoV, saw that the pain killers couldn’t alleviate her pians, he’d, smothered her to death with a quilt, and attempted suicide but was, saved, the Taipei District Court took into considerations that he took care of his own daughter long-term, and not received enough social resources to help him out, and, reduced his sentence twice on how he’d turned himself in, how his situations was what made him commit the murder, yesterday, Chen was sentenced to two years six months on domestic violence and murder. This can still be appealed.

The Collectivist Courts on the verdict, specifically noted that Chen (age 78) is a loving father, for the benefit of his own daughter, for fifty years on end, he’d, taken care of her himself, had it not been the outbreaks, he would’ve, continued, caring for his own daughter.  Seeing how much he’d loved her, and, how he’d, terminated her life himself, in the futures, he would be, imprisoned, by his own conscience, and, there’s, room for discussions on whether or not the country should, enforce, a jail sentence for him, and, suggested that the D.A. examine if Chen would be fitted to serve his prison terms, and suggested to the president, to issue a special pardon for him.

Chen’s youngest daughter because of severe cerebral palsy, couldn’t take care of her own life, is bedridden long-term, her body became, malformed, last February, she had a tooth ache, Chen wanted to take her to the hospital to get her tooth extracted out, the eldest daughter voiced her concerns, Chen worried that it would be hard for his youngest to get sedated for the procedures, and the outbreaks were, getting, more and more serious, he couldn’t take her to the hospital.  On the evening of February 29th, he’d heard his youngest moaning out of pain again, believed, that even if he’d fed her the painkillers, it still won’t help her reduce the pains, and he’d, smothered his youngest daughter to death with a quilt.

After Chen murdered his own daughter, he’d started becoming, suicidal too, took a huge dose of sleeping pill, fell into a coma, his wife found him the following morn, reported to the fire department, as the paramedics arrived, they’d found that the youngest daughter was, already, dead, rushed Chen to the E.R., as Chen regained consciousness, he’d turned himself in, for murdering his own, youngest daughter.

The Collectivist Court pointed out, that Chen was really close with his daughter, but could not receive the social resources he’d needed to give her the needed care, and he’d not received the social supports of the caretakers on time, it’d made the caretaking process even harder for him to endure, to the point that he’d started showing signs of depression, anxiety, as well as, insomnia too, and seeing how his youngest was in pain, and couldn’t help her feel better, he’d decided, to put her out of her misery.

Chen’s wife and eldest daughter both testified in court, that they’d hoped that Chen can be found not guilty, that if he was sent to prison, then, it will, try the family even harder.  Even the district attorney who argued on the behalf of the victim spoke on his behalf, suggested that the judge sentenced him to only two years.

But the Collectivist Courts considered, that the defendant had loved his own daughter son, and ended her life himself, that in the future days to come, he will get tortured by his own conscience, that there’s considerations on whether or not sending him to prison would be absolutely necessary, the courts suggested that the president sign a pardon for him.

And so, due to these, trying circumstances in life, this man had, decided, to END his own daughter’s life, out of mercy, but, this is still, MURDER, and it’s still, due to how this man didn’t alleviate the stress of caretaking soon enough, that this tragedy occurred, and now, the courts is planning to not punish him, based off of the trying circumstances of the family’s conditions.  And yes, this is still MURDER!

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The Son-in-Law Helped Trafficked the Illegal Substances Got Sentenced Severely, While the Father-in-Law Escaped Overseas

We have a PATSY, a DUMMY, who got CAUGHT, not that he’d not done, anything wrong either, but the “mastermind” had, escaped out of country!  Off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

The man, Liao in Taoyuan owns a butcher shop, because he helped his father-in-law who’s in Cambodia traffic heroin, he was taken into police custody, the courts sentenced him to ten years for transporting a level one drug; Liao filed for his release, claimed that his family owns the MAXXIS tire, that his uncle works in the Department of Health & Sanitations, that if he fled, it would greatly impact the family’s reputation, but the courts didn’t believe him.

Liao claimed that he is the only son of the family, because he’d believed his father-in-law and his brother-in-law, that was why he was helping them traffic the heroin, he’d been incarcerated for over five months to date, he has elderly parents, and young children to take care of, and his family business was the famous Maxxis Tires, his uncle is a worker of the Department of Health and Sanitations, that if he’d fled, it would damage the family even more, that he would not ditch his bail and run off.

Liao stated, that after he was caught, he gave the truth to the police, didn’t collaborate his statements with anyone, not at risk of destroying evidence either, plus he’d owned and operated a butcher shop from before, he’d hoped to return back to the butcher stand to work, and he had health conditions, that needed regular check ups, that he’d had to be released from being in custody to get himself the treatments he’d needed.

The courts considered, that Liao was charged with trafficking a level one illegal substance, that there’s a need to have him taken into custody after interrogation, and Liao’s father-in-law, older brother-in-law are currently still in Cambodia, which showed, that he has the assets, and the methods to escape away, that there’s, a huge flight risk, that custody would be, mandatory.

The courts asked the Taoyuan Penitentiary about Liao’s physical condition, and was notified that he’d been treated for the conditions at the clinics of the prison system, that he could get the healthcare he’d needed there, there’s NO need for him to check into an external hospital system for him to make a full recovery.

And so, this, is how STUPID you were, trafficking the drugs with your father-in-law, and now your father-in-law’s left you hanging dry, and you’re still the one to blame, for being STUPID, and a willing accomplice in this bad unlawful act you got caught in.

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A Woman Spied on Her Husband Who was Having an Affair, Followed Him from Taichung to Fujian, Case Solved

Women are great private investigators when it comes to things like this that’s for sure, as this loser still attempted to WEASEL, and he was unsuccessful, because his WIFE is, too intelligent!  Off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

A woman, Chen found it odd, that her husband often went to China, once she’d followed him there on the ships, and forced him to admit, “I have another woman, with kids” I needed to deal with; she’d wanted to just turn a blind eye, but as her husband had the webcam chats with the other woman in front of her, she got furious, sold the land, and pressed charged against him.  Although Chen’s husband told, that “I’d admitted to having another woman to get under her skin”, but the courts used the voice recording files, and mandated that he needed to pay his wife $300,000N.T. for the emotional distresses.

In 2018, Chen found her husband had gone to China quite frequently, and every time he’d not told her he was going off, and took a ton of cash away, she’d started suspecting that he had another woman in China.

At noon on August 19th, Chen found her husband, after waking up, rushed in the shower, and headed off in a hurry, she’d asked, “Where are you going?”, he’d, dodged answering her, and told her to butt out, then, rushed off.  She’d shockingly thought, that he may be off to China again, and checked and found her husband’s passport gone, decided to follow behind him.

As Chen took her passport to the Port of Taichung, bought the fare, and she’d found her husband for sure; he’d refused to tell her why he was heading over to China, she’d decided to tag along behind him, followed him to Fujian, as they reached shore, her husband told her, “I’m with someone else in China, I have a child too, I need to take care of it.”, asked her to give him time so he can, try to get rid of the child, and take care of the other woman.

Chen was forced to accept it as a fact, but cherished her marriage too, decided to give her husband a second chance. But, she’d found that he’d gone to China again, to cohabit with the other woman, and had webcam conferences with the other woman with her right there, she’d decided that she was done with forgiveness, sold off the land that her husband gave to her as a gift, and sued him for encroachment, and demanded that he paid her in court.

Her husband claimed, that during the time he was away in China, she took up with another man, after they couldn’t communicate, to get his wife angered, that was why he’d lied about how he was having another woman too, but he didn’t.  He said, that he’d lied about the other woman a long, long, long time, that his wife was suing, to cover up the fact that she wanted the assets left by his families to him, to divert the attention.

But the judge reviewed over the voice files provided by Chen and found Chen stated, “it’s you!  You’re the one taking up with another, and have a child too, and you asked me to prove my faithfulness to you, how do you plan to handle this?”  Her husband answered, “I will deal with the other woman.”  Chen stated, “You have another woman”, and he’d stated, “I’d already, broken it off with her…………”, and based off of that, the judge believed that the infringement claims were, true.

And this still showed???  Oh yeah, we women keep on forgiving, and forgetting, while you MOTHER @$!%ERS keep on humping around, with your whores, and now you have an illegitimate child, you still ask us to put up with your FUCKED (don’t pardon me here!) up ways?  And we’re all what?  Just supposed to look the other way, and feel blessed that you LOSERS still come crawling back?  Well, I got NEWS for you FUCKERS (don’t pardon!): we won’t, because we’re all done, forgiving, and we will, NEVER forget, as in, E-V-E-R.  Not in this sort of a serious betrayal.

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The Sixth Grader Ran on the Track Field, Became a Vegetable, the School Mandated to Pay the Families

Knowing this student’s heart condition, the instructor still made him run, that’s why the school is mandated to pay!  Off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

Four years ago, a sixth grade boy with a heart condition, ran around the school track, fell down, he was rushed to the hospital, and became a vegetable, the families filed a suit toward the country, the Taichung District Court found that school needed to pay the boy’s families until he turned twenty, the amount of over $40,000N.T. per month for the medical fees, and over $20,000N.T. per month extra until he’s sixty, that the amount of over $4.36 million N.T. needed to be paid to the boy and his mother for emotional distress.

The parents told, that filing the suit against the country is to get justice for their son who’s “growing up but never waking up”, and they hoped that their son will be the last victim of the negligence of the school campuses, the school already filed for an appeal.

The verdict stated, that the boy had a congenital heart condition, isn’t fitted for hard exercises, and all his teachers knew this.

On the morning of October 20th, 2016, the homeroom instructor told the whole class to get on the track field to practice running, and the instructor stayed in the class, not gone out to keep an eye on the students, allowed the boy to run two laps, the boy started swaying left and right, limping, and started panting, turning pale, along with other symptoms that he was not will.  The homeroom instructor saw, but didn’t call the ambulance immediately, the student was carried by another instructor to the nurse’s office, where the nurse performed CPR, until the paramedics arrived.

The judge believed, that the homeroom instructor wasn’t monitoring the boy when he was running, and not paid enough attention to how he was afterwards, and as the boy passed out, she’d not called the ambulance on time, that it all fitted into negligent in care, that the school should pay for the damages on behalf of the country.

And so, because you weren’t paying enough attention to this student with a HEART condition, and you made him run the laps, that’s why you’re, responsible, for his death, and the school got sued for it, because of the teacher’s not paying enough attention to the student’s health conditions.

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The Night, Withering, Away

The night withering, away, and there’s, nothing we can do ‘bout it, no matter how much we wanted it to last, it just, can’t and won’t!

The night, withering, away, it just, faded, into black, like those, old memories we once hold so very close to our hearts.  The night, withering, away, and, it’s still, tick-tocking, on that countdown of the clock, and it won’t slow down, nor stop, ever.

the night, fading into day…photo from online

The night withering, away, how can we, make sure, that these nights last forever, huh?  Is there, any way, we can, just live inside, this, freeze frame of our own, imagination, and never age one more day?  Because, oh, how I longed, to stay in your arms, forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever………

The nights, withering, away, and there’s, NO stopping this process of time, and, we’d, run short again, as that sunlight, came through those dusted curtains once more, you are, leaving again.

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The Four Police Officers Who’d Planted the Guns to Make the Monthly Quota Sentenced to Prison Time

Just like how it is in sales, when you needed a certain number of clients?  So, apparently, the police officers needed to make a certain number of arrests too, huh?  Officers who KNOW the law, and broke it, for the sake of making that “sales marker” of the monthly quota here!  Off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

The former office manager, Wu, former sergeant, Ting, and three other officers of the Pingzen Substation of the Taoyuan Police Department, eight years ago, made a deal with the drug dealer, Liu, they’d wanted him to plant the guns into others’, in exchange for his “get-out-of-jail free card”, the Highest Court charged the officers on illegal search, setting a criminal free, along with being dishonest as a government employee, sentenced Wu and three others anywhere from five years four months to six years three months, case closed.  Before the D.A. started the bust, the officer, Wei Chen escaped to Canada, there’s currently an international arrest warrant on him right now.

In 2011, the spring safety review, the Pingzhen Substation ranked at the bottom, the following year, the officer, Ting got a hold of how Liu used a gun to commit robbery, in order to get the quotas of guns confiscated, on January 18th, he and officers, Lee, Lin, Chen, headed to the suspect’s residence in Yangmei, Taoyuan, for a search without a valid warrant, and they only found illegal substances, and no guns; Liu worried that his girlfriend with an active warrant out on her arrest getting caught, he’d begged the officers to let them slide.

Lee told Liu, that the precinct is running short on gun busts, Liu promised to give them the tips, in exchange for his own and his girlfriend’s freedom, the police agreed to this “trade-off”, they’d not taken Liu into custody, and allowed him to take his girlfriend away.

The following day, Liu’s friend visited a man, Yeh, and stowed the guns and ammunition away inside the ceilings of Yeh’s factory, then he’d, notified the police to bust the man, and find the guns he’d stashed.

And so, this, is a quid pro quo, or a tit-for-tat, the police used their power, to threaten this drug dealer to help the police station make enough busts on guns, and because the drug dealer didn’t want to get arrested, he’d agreed, and, these officers broke the law, and they’re, supposed to, uphold, to carry out the law, and, they all deserved to be punished, more severely, than the average, common criminals, because they’re police officers!

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Sold One Gram of Heroin, Sentenced to Fifteen-and-a-Half Years

A CRACKDOWN on drugs, the government is now, punishing the dealers, the users, more severely, than E-V-E-R before!!!  Off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

A man, Hsu bought heroin from a man nicknamed, “Health Man” last year, then, he’d used the cost of $3,000N.T. per gram and sold it to another man, Huang, Huang thought that the heroin wasn’t high in quality, demanded a refund, Hsu offered him the brand new drugs, and the police was able to catch him, he’d denied having sold drugs, claimed that he and Huang had rounded up their money and bought from a man, “Health Man”, the judge didn’t believe him, sentenced him to fifteen years six months, and took the illegally gained money of $3,000N.T.s.  This can still be appealed.

The verdict stated, the Hsu (age 52) received Huang’s call last year, wanted to buy the A class drug, heroin, Hus first contacted the man nicknamed Ken, to get the deals going, last year at noon on June 15th, he’d taken the $3,000N.T. from Huang, and rode in Huang’s car to the east side of Taichung to meet up with “Ken”.

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The two, upon arriving, Hsu went alone upstairs to meet “Ken”, bought a bag of heroin, then, took Huang’s car back to his rental stay on the west side of Taichung, he’d entered alone into his own residence, split up the heroin he bought into two separate bags, handed one bag to Huang.

And so, this, is the government’s, CRACKING down on the drug deals, and, hopefully, this will, deter all the dealers, from selling, because if the rest of the drug-dealing community saw how sever this man’s sentence for dealing just ONE gram of heroin is, maybe, it’s enough, to STOP them from selling too, hopefully.

to this…查看來源圖片mug shot!!!  Photo from online

 

 

 

 

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He Got into a Car Wreck, Went Home, Downed a Bottle of Rice Wine…the Charges of Drunk-Driving, Dropped

Because he downed that bottle after he got into a crash, to calm down his own nerves???  Got off, on a technicality here, off of the Front Page Sections, translated…

Two years ago, the man, Liu had a fender-bender with a sedan, he’d, walked back to his residence close to where the accident occurred, downed a bottle of rice wine to calm his own nerves, and the D.A. and the police believed he was trying to, mess up his own sobriety test, charged him on drunk-driving still; the first trial found, that Liu had, arrived home after he got into a fender-bender and downed a bottle of 600mL rice wine, there’s no way of confirming that he was already drunk before the accident had occurred, found him not-guilty; the D.A. appealed, the Kaohsiung High Courts maintained the not-guilty verdict, case closed.

The district attorney filed for an appeal, calculated on how if Liu had three cigarettes and drunk, subtracting the time he took to smoke, there were only four minutes that he had to spare, to down that six hundred milliliter worth of rice wine, it was, hard to imagine that he was able to, the Collectivist Courts found during the second trial, that calculating the time like so wouldn’t be precise enough, and it’d lacked the scientific basis of binge drinking’s effect on impairment, that it couldn’t prove that Liu was drunk before he got into the car wreck, tossed back the district attorney’s appeals.

And yeah, so this LOSER still, got away, on a technicality, and, maybe, he drank the bottle, to smooth his own nerves for hitting the car, who knows, or maybe, he’d, knowingly drunk that bottle, because he knew, that it helped him get off on a conviction of drunk-driving, either way, this, IS a H-O-L-E in the justice system here!

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