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A Year in Jail for Faking Breast Cancer to Get Breast Implants

Man, the EXTENT to which some people will go here, found on NBC.com…

A woman in Phoenix was sentenced to a year in prison for faking cancer to raise money for her breast implants.  The woman in JUST twenty-seven years old.  The mother of the woman created a

website to ask for monetary donations, and people from all around donated over $8000 to this FAKE cause too.

See, this IS what you will end up, IF you have a bleeding heart, like I used to, but gladly, I’d stopped the bleeding in my heart already.  That just shows you, that people WILL use your sympathies for their own benefits, and this woman got ONLY a year in prison for abusing the kindness of others?  Wow, the punishment still doesn’t fit the crimes, and, in future cases, if someone asks for monetary donations for whatever cause that is REAL, guess what?  I’m betting on that people would be LESS likely to respond, after all, they DID get cheated, and, NOBODY wants that sign with “I’m STUPID” plastered to their backs, do we?  Hell NO!!!

That just shows you how they’re (the scammers???) are aiming for S-U-C-K-E-R-S out there, so, don’t be one.


Filed under Crime & Punishment, Faking Illness

Kissing a T-O-A-D!!!

Now, the Princess is in T-R-O-U-B-L-E, she had lost her golden ball, tossed that thing into the pond by accident, and now, the FROG offers to get it for her, but, on ONE condition, that she takes him home to her daddy’s castle, and, in order to get her ball back, the princess said okay, but after the frog got the ball, she became doubtful…

That, would be what EVERY woman out there face, whether or N-O-T to kiss a toad, and is there some sort of guarantee (meaning down in WRITING!!!) that the toads we kiss WILL actually turn into a P-R-I-N-C-E, handsome and with a SIX-PACK of SEXY abs (never seen, so, still wouldn’t know!!!).

Kissing a toad is so Y-U-C-K-Y, I mean, he’s soooooooo slimy, and thinking about it makes me C-R-I-N-G-E, I think I’m going to lose MY lunch from Y-E-S-T-E-R-D-A-Y, but, I needed a “favor” from him, so, what do I do???

Kissing a toad, kissed ENOUGH T-O-A-D-S in MY life (well, actually, just THAT one, my DEADBEAT biological father…), and no, I would still rather “SUCK-FACE” with my D-O-G-S, and they ARE good kissers too, they’d been T-R-A-I-N-E-D!!!

Kissing a toad, why, why, why must I???  Because I OWED him a “favor”, because he got my golden ball from out of the pond, but, I don’t wanna…

The princess loses more sleep again, I’m afraid, and she is still hung UP on whether or N-O-T she should kiss him, if after the kiss he got turned in to a PRINCE, it would’ve been MORE than worth it, but if he stays a toad, or, even worse, gets turned into a PIG, do I keep on kissing him until he gets turned back into HIS human form, and what’s there to guarantee that he WILL get turned back into a prince anyways, is it written somewhere on a Fairytale Rule book somewhere???

Kissing NO more T-O-A-D-S, and seeing how you are still ALL ugly as H-E-L-L, I WILL REFUSE to get K-I-S-S-E-D, and that is F-I-N-A-L, because these two lips are M-I-N-E, and I kiss whosoever I please, and I still don’t feel “pleased” to kiss any M-A-N, and ewwwwwwwwwww, the thought of it still makes me C-R-I-N-G-E!!!

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