Humor me, for just this one, okay???
Where art thou, my prince, do you not KNOW how much my back hurt, having to lie, on this panel of glass coffin every single day and every single night, after I took that deadly bite from my stepmother’s poisonous TRUTH? Why haven’t you come, and waken me up yet?
Where art thou, my prince? Been waiting, to give myself to you (you’ve GOT to be shitting me here!!!) for since I can recall, and yet, you’re still running ‘round, LOST, trying to LOCATE the exact POINT of where my IVORY tower is. Did your GPS fail? Did you NOT update your APPS? What’s happening over there? Or, did you find, an alternative, but LOWER caste order WHORE for yourself already? Bet she doesn’t feel as good as a VIRGIN like me!
Where art thou, my prince, won’t you come and play with my PET dragon? I’d like to see, IF your steel armors are fire resistant, and your sword, sharpened enough. Where art thou, my prince, I’m gettin’ super, DUPER bored (b/c I’m still extremely intelligent here???), gazing out, into the clouds (b/c I reside here, IN my IVORY tower!!!), wonderin’, did you get lost or something? ‘cuz I’d moved, for over ten times in the last month, and now, my god DAMN ivory tower stands ERECT, on that island, where no men has ever been to, and oh yeah, one more thing, I’d just, recently TRAINED my dragons (picked up a couple MORE of those cold-blooded friends you know???) to breath fire, and that’s just ‘bout the coolest TRICK ever, anyways, let me know when you’re actually arrive, and, I’ll make sure, that I keep all my good little monster locked up, as they are all, very protective of their master: ME!