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Constantly Sliding on His Cell Phone, His Cell Slid into the Toilet, Kept Her Phones on Hold While She Showered, Mistook the Sound of the Water from the Shower for the LINE Alerts

The addictions, continued, from the Front Page Sections, translated…

The on-the-move and online is swift and convenient, and, all you “lowered heads” need to beware that the web anxieties are creeping up on you.  The research institute of the nation did an investigation awhile ago, and showed that one out of four people in Taiwan shows “anxiety, worries” if they’re not logged online for a day; and, separated into occupations, it’d shown that those in the real estate business showed the heaviest dependencies on the web, over a-third.

“My life is closely related to the web, even when I’m abroad, I’d still needed to log on, or I’ll feel unnatural!”, a regular nine-to-fiver, Ms. Huang stated, that she couldn’t imagine one day without the internet available to her, including how her superiors at work would specify her workload using the internet, when she’s waiting for the MRT, or when she wanted to look up that restaurant where she’s scheduled to meet up with her girlfriends, and even for the sake of looking up an address abroad, sharing her photos, “I must have the access to the internet.”

The onset of the WWW made life more convenient, but, there are more in the public, showing the side-effects from using the WWW too, these people would start to show anxiousness when they don’t have the WWW available to them for just one day, and, the number of these individuals is on a steady rise, the ratio is almost one-fourth of the entire population now.

This, is the BAD side of the innovations of technologies, sure, technologies made our lives more convenient, but, getting too into these things can also be bad for you, so, too much of this “good” thing is very bad.

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A Brain Examination

Translated…

The woman had relationship troubles, is blue.  Took the advices of her friends, went to see the doctor, as she walked into the hospital, the waiting area was filled.  Before they’d gone into see the doctors, they all looked sad and depressed.  Afterwards, they’d all walked out of the doctor’s office with smiles and grins.  As the woman saw this, she couldn’t help but feel ecstatic.

Finally, it was her turn.  She habitually stuck out her wrist, to let the doctor listen.  But, the doctor got up, got behind her, opened up her skulls, and, started examining it closely.  Later on, she’d heard, this new way of “listening to the brains” had helped a TON of people.

And so, this just shows you how in modern day, a LOT of people need help emotionally, and, that, is why the shrinks are getting so much money, and that, is also why they’re charge their clients a TON of money, just to sit on their couches and talk.

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Selfies with Your Tops Off

This, is for ALL you L-O-S-E-R-S AND BITCHES out there, and NO, that still does NOT “constitute” as “name-calling” either…

You ALL know what “selfies” are, so, there’s NO need to explain that!!!  And now, those guys, you know, members of MY opposite sex???  They’re taking photos of themselves with their TOPS off, showing off their pecs or whatever it is that they’re trying to prove, the HELL should I know!

Selfies with your tops off, is that really necessary?  And, hadn’t we seen enough N-U-D-I-T-Y already on this WWW world of ours?  So why the HELL do you losers feel compelled, to take your tops off, is it to make yourselves MORE appealing to us ladies?

Well, there’s something ELSE you may have neglected to notice there, DUMB-ASSES (no, still does NOT constitute as name-calling!!!), we women may be easy on the eyes, but a LOT of us are still HARD as HELL on the hearts, and, we do NOT judge a LOSER, based off of the size of ITS (b/c you ALL had been “downgraded” by me already???) pecs, thighs, chest, or whatever, so, please, DO refrain yourselves, from showing off your bodies, and, that, is O-N-L-Y on the T-O-P, and, don’t get ME started on the BOTTOM now, ‘k???  Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh (looking down at my watch), I’m afraid, that time is UP for this current “session”, feel free, to VISIT me again, but, DO schedule an appointment with MY secretaries, Ms. B(eelzebub), Ms. S(atan), OR Ms. L(ucifer) outside MY office!

And no, it still does NOT turn us ALL on, seeing you, losers, flashing yourselves, and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, do you know how D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G it would be, whenever you turn on your computer and you’re BOMBARDED with someone’s NAKED bodies?  Imagine yourselves in MY shoes now, and, don’t just walk that god DAMN miracle mile either…

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