Well, ladies, seeing how those IDIOTS are still L-O-S-T in the forest, let’s just start with the “basics” here, first “up”, it’s that girl whose skin is WHITE as the snow???
Snow fell into a C-O-M-A, waiting on her happily ever after, for that Prince, who will break open her glass coffin (without cutting THROUGH her body, of course!!!), and bend own, and kiss her, oh, so gently, and, colors will return to her F-A-C-E, and, she’d start breathing again, well, that, is ALL, in HER own “pretty little head”, because in REALITY (hello, hello, hello???), that IDIOT is still L-O-S-T in the forest, because he forgot to set HIS GPS to the Seven Dwarfs’ cabin, and so, Snow still slept, but this time, NOT in that glass coffin, because the Seven Dwarfs believed, that after their lovely friend passed on, she shall NOT be disturbed, in HER final place of rest, and now, Snow sleeps, soundly too, in the Seven Dwarf’s family mausoleum.
Next up, it’s that SHELTERED girl, Princess Aurora, remember how she was PRICKED by that poisonous needle on the spinning jenny??? Well, it’s partially, HER parents’ fault, after that evil WITCH made HER curse, they’d started hovering over their little girl, and, it ended up, suffocating her to D-E-A-T-H, and, NO man had EVER passed through those brambles, set up by the good fairies that offered the kind blessings to her as a baby.
Ariel, the Little Mermaid, after that LAST time she’d snuck out after her curfew, and was caught by her father, well, he totally GROUNDED her, until she died, but, she’s an IMMORTAL, so, she’s still kept, safe, and sound, in her father’s castle under the sea. No happily ever after for her either.
Rapunzel, being locked up in that high tower by that witch, became too timid, and no longer does she dream of the world outside, because her “keeper” had killed ALL her hopes, and, without hopes, she’d died.
And that, is the R-E-S-U-L-T, of waiting on ALL their happily ever afters, there’s still N-O-N-E to be had, for all those girls, in them classic fairytales, because they’d gotten STUCK, in the mindset that they need their Princes Charming, to come, and RESCUE them, are you FUCKING (oopsy!!!) kidding me? Wake UP, ladies, stop waiting on them IDIOTS, after all, they’re still the ones that need us, MORE so than we would them!!!