Catch Me, Cheating…

Oopsy, yeah, I got, caught…

Catch me, cheating, yeah, uh, good luck on it, because if I WERE to cheat (still NOT going “there”!), nobody’s gonna, catch ME, ‘cuz I know how to, cover up these tracks of mine, and I surely as hell, will NOT leave ANY traces of my cheating means around the house for you to find.

Catch me, cheating, yeah, you wish, ‘cuz I got MORE morals than you, @#$%ER (maxed out!), besides, ain’t got NO need of that sort (and, EWWWWWWWW, G-R-O-S-S!), besides, I still recall how it’d felt, to have that proby thing shoved UP my you-know-where from back in ’07, and let me tell you, it did NOT feel “good”, and the sole purpose of that shitty procedure was to check out my “insides”…

Catch me cheating, uh, you’re gonna have to use those hard-earned dollars you’re currently NOT making, to hire a TON of P.I.’s, to track me down, to station every one of those IDIOTS (no offense!), at EVERY single corner of the streets I’d been sighted on, an you still won’t catch ME cheating, ‘cuz???

and this, is what I will, NEVER get found, doing…

Oh yeah, I had NEVER cheated, not even on a test, although I had gotten accused of cheating back in the elementary years, but I don’t think I even sat next to that guy that my classmates accused me of cheating off of, and they’d accused me simply because?  I got the EXACT same questions WRONG on that exam as he had, and no, I still did NOT cheat on that either, ‘k???

Caught me cheating, you won’t, ‘cuz, I ain’t no cheater like you, and I know that you will, cheat on me, given your past histories with all them bitches and whores you’d ever, SHOVED your DICK into.

So yeah, how the FUCK can you measure up to the QUEEN again?  Oh wait, you can’t.

And that, is that!

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Filed under Abusing Someone's Trust, Immoral Behaviors, Improper Behaviors of an Adult, Infidelities/Being Unfaithful, Issues of Morality, Life, Perspectives

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