Chew Toy…

That, is what, you’ll, become, after I’m done, RIPPING you, to S-H-R-E-D-S!!!

How would you like, a brand new, chew toy???  She’d, asked, then, without hearing the replies back yes or no, she’d, tossed that cheating boyfriend of her, into, the kennels…

Chew toy, that, is what you’ll become to me already, and, I play ROUGH!  I don’t play gentle with my toys, in fact, I’m, more of a cat that plays, with its food (and we all know, how we’d been taught, to, NEVER play with OUR foods here, haven’t we???), before I, gobble it up whole.

like this…

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what you’d, become! Photo from online

Chew toy, that, is what you’ll become, by the time I’m done with you, and I still eat everything, without, spitting out the bone fragments here.  Chew toy, see how you no longer, “squeaked” (that’s what chew toys do, they, S-Q-U-E-A-K!!!), when I, GNASH you down, and, you become, no fun to “play” with, so yeah, I, DROP you, and no, I’m still NOT inclined, to pick up the toys I played with, oh no, I left everything, on the floors, ‘cuz that, is how I, the spoiled BRAT do it!

Chew toy, do you want to become my chew toy?  Well, not that I’m, “hiring” one, I mean, buying me one would be, way, way, way easier, skipping all those, unnecessary, formalities of, interviewing the “applicants”, yada, yada, yada……………

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Filed under Life, Love Became Revenge, Properties of Life, Relationship, Unrequited Love

2 responses to “Chew Toy…

  1. Haha could totally see this from a dog’s perspective.

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