You have GOT to be SHITTING me here, oh wait, I’m NOT shitting, from the Newspapers, translated…
A forty-five year old man, Yang, last month, as he’d passed through Wen-Shen Street of Banciao District, he saw a female college student, wearing her shorts, showing her pale calves, he got horny, followed the female college student to the intersections, pretended to be lost, and took the opportunity when he’d asked her for directions, attacked her breasts; the police followed the leads, and found Yang, he’d admitted to not being able to control his urges, and, after the police interrogated him, he was taken in to custody, based off of laws that prevented sexual harassments.
The police investigated and found, that the incident happened at eleven in the morn, as the female college student was on her way to the MRT to her class, she’d found Yang, following her, didn’t pay much attention, but, as she got closer to the MRT stations, Yang walked toward her quickly, and, attacked her breasts, the female college student was so shocked that she didn’t know how to react.
Uh, hello, what you should’ve done, was GRAB that LOSER’S arms, and, DRAGGED his ASS into the police station, and SUE him, and, that still just shows, how easily you M***ER F***ING (maxed out???) losers can ACT on your impulses, I mean, when we see one of you, MORONS with such large you-know-where, we wouldn’t reach our hands out, to GRAB ‘em now, would we??? HELL NO! And so, you still HAVE to wonder, what’s UP with all of you, LOSERS, and this LACK of SELF-CONTROL???