The Rent-a-Pet Program

Let me put on my “salesman” outfit here, wait for it…wait for it…okay, now I’m dressed for the “occasion”…

The Rent-a-Pet program, you’re allowed to, get a firsthand experience of what it would be like, to have a pet around your house, with NO need to commit, until they (the pets) die.

And, I have a feel, that this, would be a program that’ll gain widened popularity in the world, as the modern man’s souls become more and more empty, and, people more often than not are returning home, to an empty house, with absolutely NO source of life there, now, imagine, for one bit, if, you can have someone (fine, it’s a some THING), eager for you to come home, something that’ll welcome you, maybe, even bring you your slippers, why not, but, you’re still NOT sure, if this, is the sort of a long-term commitment that you want to have?  That’s fine too, our program allows you to take a pet home, on a trial basis, and, you don’t even have to pay, for the first two weeks, just provide the food for the pets, and, if, at the end of those two weeks you’re still not wanting to keep the pets we’d lent to you, you can then, bring ‘em all back in, and, we’ll “dispose” of them for ya!

Uh, you’ve GOT to be SHITTING me, right, and, don’t TELL me, that some of you out there are actually, BUYING into THIS sort of shit, and yet, in order to fit to the needs of modern day man, some countries (still NOT naming names here though…) are offering SUCH a BULLSHITTING service to its citizens, can you believe it???

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